Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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