just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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