I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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