what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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