i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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