She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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