We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
there is puke in my bra ... again
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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