i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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