We're like a lot better than the average bears
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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