"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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