I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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