literally had 100 drinks last night.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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