You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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