Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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