I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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