i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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