I want to have your abortion
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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