I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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