On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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