I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
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