All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
