"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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