Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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