he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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