My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
we made out on top of his cat.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
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