You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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