is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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