Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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