My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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