that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
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