I hate your face
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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