I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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