fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
