Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
No subtext here. People are naked.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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