I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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