laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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