that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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