He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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