Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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