no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
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