I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
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