i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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