she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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