Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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