is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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