On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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