come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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