How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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