Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
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