We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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