Three words: puerto rican gang bang
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
its liver damage thursday
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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