i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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