we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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